blitzken

Half Hobbit, half Canuckle, exiled to Stockholm at the turn of the millenium. Canada wasn't dark enough, so I came here, clearly the inspiration for Joseph Conrad's tome. Speaking of hearts of darkness, I'm a bitter optimist in my neatly twisted centre. I've had the handle Blitz since I was 15 and have endured or enjoyed every one of its possible uses. A huggable Hobbit with a sarcastic bite, both Frodo & Gollum in a package wound tight, I won't really hurt - though you're sure that I might, either way I'll keep you wondering at night......