Catastrophe Jones

Writer, warrior, artist, poet, lover, chef, pirate, fairy, dragon tamer, kite flier, magic-maker, freak show, flirt, and mommy extraordinaire -- I can do it all, and I've tried to, at least twice. My attempts are magnificent, my failures incomparable and flaming -- my successes doubly so, and owed in huge part to my family, friends, and occasionally the voices in my head.