soapfoot

I'm a mom who swears too much, my resting face is a frown, I sometimes say things I shouldn't. I should keep my foot in my mouth always and wash it often with hard soap. I list the scariest things ever in this order: 1. Rabies. 2. Bats. 3. Squirrels 4. Moose. 5. Birds. Loves: shoes, reality tv, my kids--not yours.